Sunday, October 11, 2015

Beef, Burqa and Happiness

I am on the last leg of my stay in India for now. In the last one year I have realized that my intimacy with India is deeply spiritual, rooted in consciousness and the burning quest to shed off the chains of existence. This place will offer me a mother’s lap where I will pass off into an eternal and soothing slumber, when I will come back after the full circle of my destiny’s wheel. However, the underlying cosmic undercurrents of my destiny will take me places, discover, explore and alter the lands, jungles and seas of human mind and when all that will be done, the dusk, the setting sun and the evenings of India soaked in the fumes of cow-dung, and temple incenses will wait for me along with the eerie silence and the haunted tales of mystic nights which will merge into hustle and bustle of the day.
Superficially, the phenomenon known as India seems like a medieval zoo and a land of ridiculous ironies with its middle-aged practices like caste system, child marriage, worship of monkeys and elephants – which all makes a perfect masala for a derogatory article for NYT by the likes of Arundhati Roy and Pankaj Mishra. In a myopic perspective i.e. a perspective of the millions of file-pushing Sharma jees and Varma Jees spread across the length and breadth of this country, India presents a picture of highly rigid, monotonous and extremely boring society of rigid death rites, birth rites, same caste marriage rules and orthodox religious doctrines. However, there is a third way to look at India which is above the previous two, and in a way which transcends the plurality of perspectives. This is a perspective of a detached witness, an observer, most appropriately referred to as Drishta in Indian cosmology. This view is a view of a spiritually consciousness being where one is just a chronicler, a note-taker of his senses. Unfortunately, we Indians seem to have stuck in the previous two ways. And, surprisingly a large number of foreign scholars ranging from Magesthenes to Bernier have seen India with this third perspective.
In the last few weeks I have heard rantings of semi-literate reporters with dubious credentials on TRP hungry channels about the increasing communal violence or rather communal rhetoric in India. The killing of a poor old Akhlaq Muhammad in Dadri and the tweeting -Modi’s studied silence on the whole issue has raised several questions. My friends from other nations have asked me questions like –“Is India headed for a civil war between Hindus and Muslims?”, “Is India’s rendezvous with secularism over and are we becoming a Hindu version of Pakistan or Taliban?” or “Is it the time for minorities to flee India?” and “Is RSS a de facto power wielder in India and Muslim hatred the dominant narrative?”.  Before I begin to answer these questions in an academic manner, I feel restrained and a little hemmed in because of the grand red-revolution staged by our secular and leftist liberals in the brothels of dialectical materialism. It becomes a little difficult to deconstruct and analyse this complicated and shaded relationship with structures and theories, that at the best fail to comprehend the real picture or even if they do, we are left with a highly distorted and moth-eaten truth. (Our liberal intelligentsia and media bigwigs are well-trained moths; though they all learned to wear a tie and some of them speak great English on NDTV).
Therefore, I decided to follow a different approach. Lately, I got a chance to visit my maternal uncle’s village. It’s a typical village in the remote and backward hinterlands, located on Gujarat borders, with a sizable Muslim population. In the rest of the post, I have written what I saw with my bare eyes and heard with highly inquisitive ears. This village can be a highly representative village for the whole of India with some minor deviations. However, temporarily my observations will throw some light on the real situation between Hindus and Muslims.
The total journey of 100 kms included a rough patch of about 40 kms from the nearest town of Dungarpur. While I was driving through the narrow and shoddy roads flooded with potholes, I felt my car scratching a couple of times against Thoor[1] . In the night which was fading into darkness and haunting silence, I could hear some religious chanting and songs by the Bhil tribals on the way. I had been strictly advised not to stop my car on the way as in the night the tribal youngsters get drunk and rob the travelers for petty drinking bouts. The encroachment of modern development initiatives had taken away their forest-based livelihood and made them a little restive.
My maternal grand uncle Mr. Babulal was ready to receive us. He is a man of 40 kgs but exudes an aura of authority, arrogance and dominance. He had come with his man Friday Akbar bhai Pathan to receive us. I found the duo a little strange in their interactions, body language and demeanors. I guess with all the intellectual baggage that I had I was trying to find out the ‘identity consciousness’ or to put it bluntly –a hindu and a muslim. I would not say that I could not find it out at that moment but it definitely raised my inquisitiveness to know a little more about the village.
Geenth Rawla i.e. the house of Thakur,
 which is now kept on mortgage with Babulal ji, 
as the royal family squandered
 its wealth on wine,
 women and donations
Akbar bhaijaan told me that there were about 4500 Muslims in the village. Akbar bhai was a tailor and a shopkeeper by profession. But, immediately he said with a tinge of pride and glory,” bapu hukum, we are originally pathans. We are from the lineage of Mughal pathans.” I said, “wow, that’s impressive.” And, immediately he was joined by Babulal ji, saying that pathans are sahukari and good Muslims. “What do you think of me? I do not hang out with Ganchis (local Muslim converts from low caste Hindus)”.
“Akbar bhaijan is a high-caste and noble-blooded Pathan”, said Babulal Ji with a grin of pride and social status”. “Bhaijaan, Moo tamane kau kea me pathan ghanchi thaki vivaah nee karaa ne hathe bai na khaa bhi nee. Ame pandit, Thakur, sayyid and sahukara hathese meljol rakhaa” (brother, I tell that we, proud pathan Muslims never marry or eat with Ghanchi muslims because they are of lower caste. We interact with sayyid muslims, Hindu pandits, Thakurs and other sahukari i.e. noble and high caste people.)
Akbar Khan was a Mughal pathan by origin and tailor by profession. When he uttered Mughal Pathan, faces of my Pashtun friends like Rafi, Shabbir and central Asian friends like Romanbek started flashing across my mind. I was expecting the huge built, fair complexion, thick whiskers, big faces, and the thick pathan accent. But Akbar Khan was dark-skinned man with an average built who spoke Vagri-Gujarati in highly local accent and in no way exuded his pathan ancestry.  But, there was still something unique in his persona. When I looked at him for a moment, I could locate brownish almond eyes and an aquiline Pathan nose. His ancestors had been brought by the Rajput zamindars of Geenth village, which was a big and rich thikana of Dungarpur  riyasat, as archers, police and palace guards. Even now the pathans in the village and neighboring areas were known as sipahiyaas (Sepoys or armymen). In Rajasthan, almost all the Rajput principalities brought Pathan mercenaries as gunners or archers for the superior marshal abilities. Vijaynagara kingdom in southern India was the first major Hindu kingdom to induct Turkish archers in its armies, to fight its wars against the Bahmani rulers of Ahmadnagar.  These pathans who were brought as warriors enjoyed great prestige, social status and power in the court and society. In Maharana Pratap’s army Hakim Khan Sur was holding a major command against Mughal armies led by Maan Singh of Jaipur. In the history of Mewar Hakim khan is revered as a great martyr who died fighting for his master. Later, these pathans were also given administrative posts of Dewaan and malgujars. They settled in the remote lands of Rajasthan, flourished and prospered there and became an indistinct part of the local religion, culture and folklores. There were many Hindu religious festivals and local gods whose worship was initiated by the pathan landlords. With their noble manners, military prowess and hard-working nature they won people’s heart and were assimilated into the society in a very smooth manner. In this process, they lost ties with their ancestors in Afghanistan, their tribal origins, culture and language. When I asked Akbar khan about his ancestors’ tribal origins in Afghanistan, he had no clue of the names like Yusufzhai, Sherzhai, Durranis and Sur etc.
“Saheb, Babulaal ji has been a great support to me in the times of distress. My father Haji khan ji had married twice. Choti Ammi was a very clever woman who used to add little amounts of opium in my abbu’s tea. Gradually, he kind of lost his neural strength and in his last days was strictly controlled by choti ammi. She controlled everything i.e. access to him, his food, his movements and the visitors. In his last days his will was changed and we lost our jagirs to my step-brothers, who are now big merchants in the near-by town of Bhaiswara. Aslam is dealing in imported electronics and Salim is selling oil. Though they took away our hordes of wealth but they lost the social prestige. You know, sahib, Salim married a weaver Muslim girl from Badhoi (UP). In our Pathan panchayat, they hardly visit and even if they do, our elders hardly respect them. They are not allowed to sit on the samaj jhajham[2] .  But I still command the respect which my dadajani(grandfather) and abbu (father) commanded. I married a pathan girl Rubina Khan from the near-by town Kheemalwara. From my mother, we are four- two brothers and two sisters sahib. I am the eldest. In spite of bad finances, I married my sisters in pathan families.  Bauji, our family always enjoyed high caste status. Saheb, you can ask anyone here, when dadajani was dewan bahadur, our buajani was married to Thakur Banka Singh of Rantagarh state in MP.”
“Did you just say Thakur Banka singh, a Rajput Hindu married to your bua jani (Grandfather’s sister)? How is that possible?”, asked I. I was quite amazed to know of this strange union. Although I had heard of Kings like Man Singh marrying off their daughters to Mughal King Akbar, but never heard of this practice among the common folks of India. But, it was rather strange, a bit funny and interesting phenomenon. For a time, it felt like music to my ears in the times of love-jihad and beef riots in India.
“Saheb, you look a bit surprised. I should have told you before. In old times influential Pathan families had roti-beti (dining and marrying) relations with the Hindu Rajputs, because both served the royalty and both were warrior communities. In those times religious identities were not very important. They were old days, loyalty towards your master mattered a lot. Kings and landlords were regarded as divine agents and we always followed their social, cultural and religious behavior. These days, it sounds strange because the politicians have spread a lot of communal poison. Things have changed a lot. Hindus have changed, Muslims have changed. Kings are gone, landlords have become beggars and we have lost our wealth and clout.” 
I was quite impressed with Akbar khan’s knowledge of the social customs of his ancestors. He often used to sit with his grandfather and Thakur Banka Singh ji for hours and talk about society, politics, culture and their times. With his stories, I was reminded of the incident in Ain-E-Akbari, where Raja Maan Singh offered his gratitude to his master Akbar, while having a discussion on Di-e-Ilahi, to the extent of becoming a Muslim if he ordered. I guess, in those feudal days loyalty towards one’s master brought prestige and authority in society. The feudal ethos venerated the master as gods, be they Hindus or Muslims.
Akbar bhaijaan’s stories were accompanied with piping-hot cup of ginger-tea in the rice fields of Babulal Ji. I was having that kind of tea made over angithees, almost after an era. The tea smelt of ginger, cloves, tulsi and smoke. While sipping the tea and listening to Akbar khan, I felt myself being hypnotized and transported to a different age where evenings greeted warriors tapping the village streets hard with their horses and spending the evenings over a bonfire and folk music of mand singers. The place smelt of burning woods and cow dung and earth was reeking with its freshness. I just wanted to close my eyes and lose myself in the flow of my breath high on the pristine odor of burning wood and dancing on the rhythm of aartis and evening azaan. After a while, Akbar bhaijaan took leave of us, for his Namaz.
“Did you see my raub(power) in the village ? I have cultivated all these Rajput lads and muslim chaps so that no one can mess up with me”, said Babulal ji, curling his thin, clownish, effete and insignificant mustaches upwards (it was a trend among young Rajput lads, who he was trying to copy). Mamaji further informed me that Rajputs and Muslims are like brothers from two different religions and they have the tendency to backstab. They suck milk from one breast and slash the other breast with their swords. Mamaji’s pitch got a little intense and he sounded a little aggressive. “Rajputs sold their daughters to Mughals so they also deserve to be punished. Now the time has come for the rise of and dominance of Brahmins. We have always been the teachers.  And we will be vishwa-guru again (Teachers of the world)”, roared Mamaji.
After a while, Mamaji’s close friend Nirbhay Shankar shastri , the block head of RSS (Hindu rightwing organizations)joined us. He was followed by Bajarang Panchal, the local VHP cadre (Radical and extremist hindu outfit). We were served with potato curry (aloo ki subzi) and poori, with some halwa. “Abhinav Ji, you should not be so nice to people like Akbar khan. Though they are upper caste and noble blooded people but they are Muslims, and gone are those days of bonhomie and love. These Muslims committed atrocities on Hindus, forcibly converted them, broke our temples and now they deserve to be punished”, argued Nirbhay Shankar Ji.
I tried to convince him that we have lived together for centuries and both the communities should exist as brothers. “Saheb, you are being too liberal. See, what they are doing in the whole world. They are exploding bombs. They killed 100ds of people in Mumbai. In Gujarat, before the riots of 2002, local Muslims had made life hell for Hindus. They used to terrorize us, abduct our females, bully us and our faith, and openly eat beef. But we taught them a lesson and since then there has not been a single riot. We, Hindus are not violent by nature. But they are violent by nature and custom, because their book teaches jihad to them, their prophet allows them to indulge in all kinds of debauchery in the garb of four marriages. They have forced us to become violent and reply them in the language they understand. They should have been sent to Pakistan in 1947”, argued Nirbhay Shankar ji like a ferocious Hindutva ideologue. He was interrupted by Bajrang Panchal, “Shahstri Ji, you guys just talk, we Panchals brought them on their knees in 2002”. “Shut up you bloodthirsty demon. I know what you did. You packed off those thirty innocent ganchi Muslim boys and girls in a mini truck in Kheemalwara and set fire to the truck. And, you were the one who got Ramjan Bhai Patel chopped by his friend Bhairolal Damor. You lured him with your sleazy land deals. You also took the entire cash of 25 lakhs from his departmental store. It is not Hindutva. It is a wild demonic behavior. The Muslims here have always been peaceful, humble and nice. They have respected our customs and beliefs. Even now in their marriages, they do our religious-cultural dance of garba and some of them even worship Goddess Durga. Why did you have to kill the innocent Muslims here and spoil the years of peace and brotherhood? In Gujarat, it was justified because they killed our car sewaks, but here that dance of blood was the blot on our Hindu values of mercy, tolerance and peace. I know you did it because you wanted to take their property papers and I also know that Rahmat khan did not let his daughter elope with you, so you took revenge.  RSS never supports such barbaric behavior. Our Hindutva is different from your barbarism”, complained Nirbhay shankar with a pain that lied deep, buried inside his heart. Babulal Ji intervened with his hawkish idea that we don’t have to spoil the peace. The aim should be to cultivate them and other lowers castes of Hindus as good economic resources. “But yes, we should be generous and nicer with Pathans and sayyids, as they are upper caste Muslims. You Panchals, can never  match the noble blood and regal manners which they have. You have this newly acquired wealth but not what one calls Rawayat(traditions) and Khandaan(pedigree).
Village pathway to Akbar house
After a sumptuous meal, I decided to take leave of my old friends. Next morning I was greeted by Akbar Bhaijaan, who offered me to show his shop and the local Masjid. After a quick cup of tea, I left with Akbar, much to the annoyance of Mamaji, as he was scared of being revealed to me as a shrewd money-lender of the village and a local mafia.  It was hardly 11:30 in the morning and the village seemed dead. There were few mongrels eating the leftovers from the temple waste. There were a few octogenarians lying lifeless and deep in reverie with their small and wrinkled eyes gazing at the skies, on their old charpoys, as if waiting for their departure with complete poise, detachment and equanimity.
Akbar’s house was a dilapidated and shoddy structure which was, though newly made but looked like poor quality toilet constructed by government of India with its damp ceilings and thin brick walls. There was just one room and one dark kitchen where Kasim bibi (Akbar’s mother) used to blow air in the phookni over the chulha. He had two sons and two daughters. One of his sons could hardly walk and his younger daughter Sakina was mentally retarded from the birth. He had shown her to several doctors, peers, fakirs, Pandits and sadhus but to no avail. One of his brothers was also staying with him. His brother was once a normal man but a few years back while coming back from the village pond, he urinated at an old deserted tomb. After that, he had become lunatic. People said that he was possessed by several Jinnats who were very powerful and they would not set him free until he is dead. Akbar told that once Shahbaz got a fit of ginni and he walked for 120 miles and he was found outside Udaipur after 15 days. But, Akbar love his brother a lot. His other brothers had already stolen his family jewelry and escaped to Bahrin.

Selfie with Akbar Khan's family
Akbar’s shop was a small cabin, which he had purchased with Babulal ji’s help. He greatly revered Babulal Ji because when all the Muslim members of the village had voted to expel him out of the village because of a fraud Maulvi, Babulal Ji came to his rescue and lent him money to buy the shop. Since then, he had great regard for Mamaji and Mamaji also, on many occasions like his daughter’s wedding etc. helped him generously. Akbar earned a meager $241 per month from that shop. A few days back a burglar broke into his shop and stole the goods and cash. People suspected it to be some Bhil tribal’s work but later Akbar found out that it was local rival and drug-addict from his Pathan community only who did it for buying drugs. Police was still investigating bit Akbar did not want the proud Pathans to be taken to the court.
Akbar's family
It must have been extremely difficult to manage so many dependents with that small amount but still I found a smile of satisfaction and inner happiness on Akbar’s face. He offered me some fresh sugarcane juice which I relished for its purity and the love of Pathans, after ages.
I was sitting on the back-seat of his bicycle and the cycle was meandering its way on the rough terrain with several potholes. Boulders used in MGNREGS(government scheme) were strewn around laying the truth and corruption of such schemes threadbare. The twists and turns and the ups and downs, in the beginning tended to rupture my innards, but after a while, it felt like an Indian folk music laden with its powers of making you a little tipsy, emerging out of its chaos. I think chaos is not all that bad. When one leaves things and systems to chaos, then he surrenders his will, his abilities and in a way accepts his inefficiency and expresses his desire to fall asleep in a lazy afternoon. But often, out of such chaos emerges a highly superior symmetry, a divine and cosmic rhythm which synchronizes with one’s soul, one’s breath and teaches you to be in harmony with snakes, lizards, bears, panthers, tigers, ghosts and celestial dancers. Such rhythm is internal and not very often visible. India offers such rhythm out of its chaos of million gods which include cows, monkeys and elephants, stinking public toilets and corrupt officials. One can go completely berserk for the first few months if he is visiting India, but after a stay of an year or so in a remote village of Chhattisgarh, he or she realizes that things like nations, development and climate finance, sustainable development are vanishing like a writing on the water, and he is quite at peace with himself even if there is no electricity for ten hours.
Sleepy, deserted and lazy pathways
 of the village
After a tumbler of buttermilk, I enjoyed a nice afternoon siesta in the fields of Babulal ji. Akbar khan informed me that those fields previously belonged to the king of Geenth and lower caste people were bonded laborers there. Now the king is reduced to penury and has kept the fields on mortgage with Babulal ji. Akbar bhai called it a result of his karmas and stated that the king should now devote himself to bhagwan (god). He brought me cool and fresh water of the nearby well which was famous for being a resting place of an 18 feet long python. The fresh breeze brushing against my cheeks while I was gulping down the water, was absolutely refreshing and energizing.
I asked Akbar bhai about that episode when he exposed a fraud Maulvi. At my question, he started giggling and said, “leave it sahib, people are superstitious and they will never change.” I insisted him to narrate the whole episode.
“Babusaheb, about 8years ago, we started the practice of bringing Maulvis from the madrasas of UP and Bihar. Although, I was against it but the fellow Muslims said that Deobandi maulvis of UP and Bihar have sound knowledge of Islam and we must bring them if we want our kids to be practicing Muslims. I mellowed down against the majority. Then they brought Mushtaq Muhmmad from Sasaram, in Bihar. He was trained in Deobandi Taleem (study or discipline). He was quite a young fellow with mild and pleasing manners. As a religious mentor in Masjid, I was not satisfied with his job. I mean, our kids were not learning anything. He himself had those warped notions of Islam like not to visit Dargahs and stay away from peers. He was teaching strange things like not to mingle with Hindu boys and girls, not to dine with them, and he even told our children to stay away from the garba dance. He became quite popular among our community for his fundamentalist views. Our people started distancing themselves from Hindu festivals and minimized their interactions to business purposes only.  I was not very happy, but still I paid my respects to him because he was a religious man and popular in our community.
There, started a strange phenomenon after a couple of months. Every morning our people would find pieces of human excreta outside their houses i.e. right outside the main entrance. People got scared and though that it was the indication of some supernatural evil force i.e. some kind of bala. They all went to maulvi sahib and he started writing tabeez to them. He would charge 5000 to 10000 for each tabeez. People were getting impressed with his ilm (knowledge and supernatural powers). They did not face any problem after getting the tabeez. His popularity was increasing and people started visiting him form far-off villages for divine interventions in the case of diseases, ghost-problems etc.
In the midst of this popularity, one day, I raised the issue of his poor teaching methods. Some people supported me but he could sway the majority with him. But from that day, his relations with me became bitter. I used to greet him and pay my respects. He kept a cold and formal demeanor.  After few days, I also faced the same problem. I found pieces of human excreta outside my newly purchased shop and house. Ammi got scared like hell and accused me of the problem. She believed that since I insulted Maulvi sahib, the Allah got displeased and now the satan would play its nasty game on us. We would be ruined. She went to Maulvi sahib and said sorry like a million times. Even I begged him to get us rid of that evil but he always asked me to find some other way.  I even cried in front of him but he did not budge from his anger. Then, one day, Rahma told me that Maulvi sahib is leaving the village for his home town in Bihar to see his ailing mother.  I was pondering over my situation and expecting that Maulvi sahib will shower his blessings on us before leaving. After a while, I was called by Maulvi sahib. In the masjid, he told me that since I had requested him many times therefore he would capture the bala and get us rid of that problem. He said that his heart melted at our situation and he didn’t want to be a culprit in the eyes of God.  I was on his feet and I was crying like a baby. He gave me holy water, tabeez and other petty things to spread them in my house, but while coming back he warned me that this solution will be effective only for about 28 to 30 days. Still, I was happy.
I could not follow his instructions for a couple of days but surprisingly, I did not find the excreta next morning outside my house. My ammi was so happy. Her faith in Maulvi sahib increased manifold. She thought that a mere visit to that holy man could do such a great miracle. But, then, I somehow could not understand the whole thing. I had not even used his tabez and the problem vanished.
I was chosen by village elders to receive Maulvi sahib when he came back after a month. We organized a small get together at Masjid to say thanks to Allah for his safe return from Bihar. Maulvi sahib seemed very happy with me. I told him that the problem had vanished but he warned me that it might resurface after 30 days as the bala was a 500 year old gini and was a very powerful one. I expressed my unconditional faith in his ilm and returned home. Next day, I saw the excreta again in front of my house. Ammi panicked and whole house was fear-stricken. We all went to Maulvi sahib and offered him 25,000 to make a powerful tabeez. But there was something which was disturbing me.
I decided to stay awake that night on the roof top. I carried my tea kettle and began to wait. At 3:30, I could see someone coming towards, our house with small container in one hand. His other hand was wrapped in a polythene bag. I used my torch a little and discovered that, he was coming from the direction of Masjid. When he came closer, I found that he was wearing a green turban. Then, I saw that a lean and lanky fellow with those deep, and cunning eyes, looked hither-thither and when he was assured that there was no one, he took out a fistful of shit with his polythene wrapped hand and smeared it on the walls of my house and spread the rest of it in front of my house and the shop.
Saheb, Not even in my wildest dreams, I could ever think that a Maulvi would do such a lowly thing. That creepy, Bihari was the dirtiest and the most evil man I had seen in my life. I wanted to smash his head with my lathi but I restrained myself. I wanted the whole village to know his truth. For next ten days, I brought other members of our community and made them see the whole thing. They were all enraged.  They were angry and wanted to expel him from the village. But, none could dare as they were scared of his religious powers and they thought that Allah would ruin them if they hurt a religious man. I could not control myself. One afternoon, after the Namaz, I broke his legs with my lathi. He started howling. He was abusing and cursing me.
In less than 15 minutes the whole village gathered, including the Hindus. The Maulvi accused me of bashing him. I told everyone about his deeds.  But, that nasty fellow started crying and then said that the gini was taking on the form of Maulvi and doing that nasty act. He said that the gini was a very powerful bala who wanted him to go out of the village so that he could make life hell for the villagers, and deviate them from the path of Allah. He even accused me being hands-in-glove with the gini and practicing black-magic. When I asked the people who saw his sleaze, then those people joined the Maulvi and said that the shaitan was visiting in maulvi jee’s garb. Even the Hindus of village accused me of disrespecting a religious elder. Pandit Nirbhay Shakar Ji, the RSS chief and that Panchal fellow of VHP were the first ones to come and kiss the feet of Maulvi jee and they were seeking pardon for the insult hurled at him.
Finally, our sadar mufti ji and Nirbhay Shankar ji passed a resolution in village panchayat to expel me out of the village for three years. I was heart-broken. I could not convince these superstitious fools and backward idiots. Everyone was accusing me, abusing me and my family. In those narrow straights, Babulal Ji used his clout, threw large sums of money to the Masjid, Maulvi jee and sadar mufti. He knew one secret of Sadar Mufti i.e. his illicit alliance with a bhil female who was married. Finally Sadar mufti gave in and, I were saved from the expulsion.”
I did not know whether to laugh or to express my sympathies with Akbar. I was looking at him with a dumb faced, and he was in splits,” sahib, how could that rascal put his hand in human excreta for 5000 bucks? The idiot was giving vivid descriptions of Jannat and driving our youth crazy and he himself was in such hell, such gutter!!!!!! Tauba tauba !!!tauba tauba!!!! Astakhfarullah”.
In the evening, Akbar bhaijan took me to the newly constructed village mosque. I must say that it a beautifully constructed structure with nicely carved domes. The building had greenish interiors and in many places blue glasses were used with Persian effect.   While I was watching the hustle and bustle of the evening, I was greeted by a middle-aged bearded man who was popularly known as Ibrahim bhai Ghanchi. He was a sadar Mufti. He looked rather fair, red and well-built for a Ghanchi community. One could feel the reflection of his newly earned treasures from gulf countries and the pride of authority which comes from the position of Mufti and connections with the bigwigs of the district.  He greeted, “Khushamdeed khushamdeed!!!”. I could feel the poorly made effort to speak Urdu heavily dominated with Gujarati accent.  Akbar bhai standing beside me, whispered in my ear that Ibrahim Bhai could only speak Vagri-Gujarati, but he had developed this new passion for Urdu and Arabic under the new Maulvi jee who hails from the esteemed Wahabi school of Islam.
The moment he uttered “wahabi school”, I went back to the book of William Dalrymple, that goes by the name,” Nine Lives”, in which he mentions the deplorable plight of Sufi Islam in Sindh (Pakistan) after the advent of Saudi sponsored Wahabism in Sindh.  While I was thinking about “Nine Lives”, I saw a bunch of robust dark skinned man climbing down the stairs in “Thobe or Kandura” , traditional ankle-length Arab garment for Namaz. It was getting a little dark outside. When the white light of the tube-light splashed on damp green walls, with those robust men in Kandura offering Namaz, I felt as if I was in remote mosque of a war-torn West African or North-African country. 
Ibrahim bhai came back and he seemed impressed with my Urdu. “Saheb, I must tell you there will be a day when Islam will rule all over the world. And, what the great Nabi said, is irrefutable. Now see that fellow, Yakub, the one who is doing wazoo. Until yesterday, this fellow did not know that the pyjama should be worn above his ankles. Maulvi ji gave him an earful and slapped him. He learned from his mistake and see, today he looks like pious Muslim, the pride of Prophet.  Saheb, these youngsters are wasting time in flirting with Hindu girls and whole day they are on whatsapp and facebook. This facebook is a new weapon of satan which has come from the west.  Saheb, Islam is being threatened by everyone these days. In India, we have to get ready to protect our community from the RSS and BJP. But these guys don’t know the power of Jihad. In India also, you see Muslims are suffering a lot. They are poor. The government does nothing for us. We are slaughtered like carrots in the riots. We have become aliens in our home land. You must listen to our new maulvi sahib. He was in Saudi for years. Akkal thikane laga dee hum logo ki (fixed our brains). He taught us that these tombs and dargahs are the lands of Kufr (Apostacy). I issued a circular yesterday that no one will play garba in marriages”, opined Ibrahim Bhai, with a firm conviction and strong political vision for the community (or I guess, for himself). 
With Ibrahim Bhai
While coming back to Mamaji’s place, I asked Akbar bhai about his feelings and views on the general condition of Muslims in the village. He said that sahib, we have been living with each other in peace for years, for centuries. In fact, he felt that his Islam was very different from what the new Maulvi jee was teaching. It sounded very alien and dangerous to him.  He further told me that over the years, friendship and warmth has vanished.  Akbar was lost in the year 2002, “In the riots, our Hindu neighbors who had lived with us for decades butchered us or were an accomplice to that pogrom. But what do I say sahib, if one man kills, than another one saves. The Hindus of our village only saved us, otherwise we would have been massacred by the rioters and hooligans who came from Gujarat. Here the youngsters are misled by the politicians on both the sides. The older generation of Hindus, might not be dining with us as the brahmins are pious vegetarians, but they do not have that communal hatred which I see in the youth. But, sahib, our people i.e. Muslims are also no saints. These young boys of our samaj are not interested in studies. They go to madarasa for few years and after that they are just wasting time in smoking and running after girls.  They get into looting, kidnaping and anti-social activities. Once they become a little powerful gundas, they start terrorizing Hindu merchants and they make life hell for the Hindu girls. They run away with them and after having sex, they are not interested in these girls as they come from a different religion.
Now tell me sahib, we had never eaten bada janwar (beef) for centuries. We always ate goat and chicken. But our youth, under the influence of these new Maulvis have started eating cows. In Gujarat, they were butchering cows and in some Muslim areas, Hindus could not enter. And Saheb, these monsters were even talking to Jihadis in the neighboring country. I have heard the police seized a wireless set. One of my cousins worked in Gujarat police.  How can they eat cows? It’s a sacred animal.
I am not happy with these changes. Now a days even Hindus don’t interact with us that much. They do not invite us to their marriages. I mean, I understand if they dont invite Ghanchis, but me!!!!! I am a Pathan, a sahukari. My ancestors played key role as neighbors and village heads in their marriages and festivals. Things are not the same. We don’t fly kites together now. I don’t know if there will be a riot in future, I will be safe or not. People like Ibrahim bhai and Nirbhay Shankar ji have no guts and spines. These Ibrahim Ghanchi has bought several plots of land. He has done a big ghapla ( embezzlement) in the donations which came for building this new mosque. He has built excellent relations with the state congress chief and sahib this fellow is eyeing for the MLA ticket from Congress party. And sahib, you will be surprised to know that Ibrahim and Nirbhay Shankar ji must be speaking against each other in public like dogs but these rascals are best friends and they have grabbed several benami properties from the bhils in the nearby town of Khemalwara. The poor people have hardly anything. Leave aside beef or mutton, they don’t even have khitchri to eat.  Most of them earn like less than $100 per month and spend it on marriages”.  Akbar sounded like one of those last few sane voices in this insane scenario where a man gets killed on the suspicion of eating beef and the media, along with politicians leaves no stone unturned in adding to the pains of that family, going crazy in increasing TRP ratings and making political gains.
And, on top of it the Prime Minister, who otherwise makes record in giving excellent speeches in India and abroad keeps a studied silence as if his Hindutva credentials will get washed away if he spoke one word of sympathy.  And, the foreign media is going absolutely crazy as if India will see 21st century’s biggest genocide of its minority communities. Organizations like RSS and VHP are being branded and depicted as Nazi thugs of 1940s, which is far away from the truth. The other day I saw a shakha ceremony of RSS where its leader was wielding a stick, his shoes were torn and his socks were stinking like hell. I heard him explaining the virtues of eating vegetarian food and Jaina values of non-violence. I am quite sure Hitler would have laughed his heart out if he were alive and known the people who his organization was being compared to. I guess he would have found it a great insult. And, the truth – Either someone like Akbar Khan Pathan knows or I get to know which hardly makes any difference. I felt like singing the old song of Mera Naam Joker,
“kahta hai joker, Sara Zamana
                                                                  Adhi haqeeqat, adha fasana
                                                                  Chashma Utaro, phir dekho yaro
                                                                Duniya wahi hai, Chehra Purana


My generation did not bring BJP and Modi into the power for the kind of Hindutva which these guys are practicing and propagating. Well, in my years of experience of Indian society and its intensely emotional nature when it comes to religion, I found that Hindus and Muslims, both are communal. When it comes to matters like pigs,cows, conversions, mosques and temples, they are ready to slit each other’s throats at the slightest spark. But, at the same time, these same people exhibit such great human values of mercy, love, detachment that you feel they are the greatest people, the torch-bearers of peace and spirituality. India has always been a land of contradictions which are beyond the limits of my cognitive comprehension. I find them cosmic and metaphysical, many a times.  
I feel that in such a society, the role played by government becomes immensely important. Prime Minister should take a cue from Singapore and unleash his ideas to maintain peaceful race relations and inter-faith relations. The nuisance unleashed by media and third grade Hindutva organizations must be dealt with firmly. The damage which such unfortunate incidents do to India’s image is immense and with such an international image, no economic development can take place. And, India will lose its credibility of a tolerant and multicultural society in the world community. No one will take us seriously in the diplomatic community.
I feel that there is another and much superior way to advance the cause of so-called Hindutva (personally for me such terminology smacks of short-sighted political motives). The government can initiate a major program of research into the scientific, literary, dramatic and philosophical and metaphysical achievements of ancient India. The Prime Minister, who lobbies so hard for Yoga day at UN, does not look nice when he keeps a political silence on the most horrendous and condemnable violence of killing a man for eating beef.
Santan Dharma and Yoga have no room such barbaric intolerance. When I say this, I don’t mean that beef eating or cow slaughter should be legalized in India. The intellectuals, who are demanding this or taking proud in eating beef, are adding tons to the nuisance value already generated by our politicians and media. What I am suggesting is that we need to find a way to manage our inter-faith relations and we must have a strategy for that, if we want to be known as civilized and democratic country which is worth investing time and money.









[1] A Local variety of cactus
[2] a Hindu caste rule that if one follows caste rules they are allowed to share the mat with the other respectable members of that particular caste (Over the interaction of centuries Muslim immigrants adopted many Hindu customs and those who converted from Hinduism carried their caste identities)

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